Dash Wallace

dash-croppedDash Wallace was born in the middle of a blizzard and he’s been bossing around the forces of nature ever since. We all know his batting average on and off the field.

But does anyone know the real Dash Wallace?
He doesn’t speak on camera. No interviews. Nothing.
Is he hiding something besides his enormous package?
No one’s talking but everyone’s asking.
What’s a girl gotta do to get under this guy’s skin?